<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7295801006188437237</id><updated>2012-02-16T11:01:07.995+01:00</updated><category term='warning'/><category term='madness'/><category term='horror'/><category term='rant'/><category term='kotaku sucks'/><category term='blog suckage'/><title type='text'>Shitaku</title><subtitle type='html'>A crap blog about other crap blogs and more</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.shitaku.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7295801006188437237/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.shitaku.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>shitaku</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7295801006188437237.post-5106343284896506333</id><published>2007-09-23T20:05:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T12:01:07.572+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='warning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='madness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='horror'/><title type='text'>Rated R for RAARRRRRGRH MY EYES MYEYESOHGODWHAT</title><summary type='text'>There are few things that can make me physically ill from just thinking about them, but Hairspray is without a doubt one of those things. I have but to think about the title and lo and behold a larger-than-life image of John Travolta in a fatsuit appears in my (now blind) mind's eye. On top of making me want to throw up, it also manages to anger me immensely, and I mean really head-pounding mad. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.shitaku.com/feeds/5106343284896506333/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7295801006188437237&amp;postID=5106343284896506333' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7295801006188437237/posts/default/5106343284896506333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7295801006188437237/posts/default/5106343284896506333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.shitaku.com/2007/09/rated-r-for-raarrrrrgrh-my-eyes.html' title='Rated R for RAARRRRRGRH MY EYES MYEYESOHGODWHAT'/><author><name>shitaku</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t_vtfEHZfy8/Rvf2yqYmqFI/AAAAAAAAAA8/I8VZdAjgEWs/s72-c/hairspray-john.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7295801006188437237.post-8874393222278795129</id><published>2007-09-22T14:48:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T12:01:07.921+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blog suckage'/><title type='text'>More after the jump...</title><summary type='text'>*sigh* Where do I even begin with this. Clearly there are some valid uses for the "click here for more" feature, but 99% of the time (no exaggeration) it's just yet another heavy-handed way to generate more page hits. I'm not even going to bother pointing out specific examples of this because they're everywhere, and almost always only have an extra picture or two, or maybe the last few lines of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.shitaku.com/feeds/8874393222278795129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7295801006188437237&amp;postID=8874393222278795129' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7295801006188437237/posts/default/8874393222278795129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7295801006188437237/posts/default/8874393222278795129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.shitaku.com/2007/09/more-after-jump.html' title='More after the jump...'/><author><name>shitaku</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t_vtfEHZfy8/RvUeNKYmqDI/AAAAAAAAAAs/BX5hixKTdw8/s72-c/after-the-jump.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7295801006188437237.post-7524022235737903790</id><published>2007-09-22T12:38:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T12:01:08.020+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blog suckage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kotaku sucks'/><title type='text'>Kotaku sucks</title><summary type='text'>It's no secret; I hate the steaming pile that is Kotaku. And so it's only appropriate that my first post should be about them, as their garish logo is pictured right next to the entry of shit in the (admittedly twisted) encyclopedia of my mind.I present to you exhibit A (I can already see we're going to run out of letters, fast); Their shitty video player. One would think that a blog, the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.shitaku.com/feeds/7524022235737903790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7295801006188437237&amp;postID=7524022235737903790' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7295801006188437237/posts/default/7524022235737903790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7295801006188437237/posts/default/7524022235737903790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.shitaku.com/2007/09/kotaku-sucks.html' title='Kotaku sucks'/><author><name>shitaku</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t_vtfEHZfy8/RvUfz6YmqEI/AAAAAAAAAA0/mZ66CuyHZGo/s72-c/kotaku-video-player.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry></feed>
